Vay-cay-shun!

So it's still a few months off, but we've got tickets -

Depart: our hometown at 8:30 am
Arrive: Cabo San Lucas/Los Cabos, Mexico at 5:31 pm

Hoorah!

Argh

At work, my phone rings, I answer: "Hello, this is --"

Lady who called: "Oh, hello is [my boss] available?"

me: "No, I'm sorry, he's out. Can I give him a message?"

Lady: "oh, well, I'm from blah blah blah and blah blah... Um, can I put you on hold for a minute?"

me: "uhh, sure"

Seriously, one of my biggest pet peeves at work is that people call ME, then ask if they can put ME on hold. Like I have nothing better to do than wait around, phone to my ear, to find out why it was they called me?

citizenship test

So I'm not really sure I would pass the US citizenship test, considering I only get 6 of 11 on this short section of it...

thanksgiving

You all are invited to my house for Thanksgiving dinner this year.

Joke

Richard was in trouble. He had forgotten his wedding anniversary two days before. Amy was really angry. She told him “Tomorrow morning I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0-200 in less than 5.8 seconds. AND IT BETTER BE THERE!”

The next morning Richard got up early and left for work. When Amy woke up she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway. Confused, she put on her robe and ran out to the driveway and brought the box back in the house. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale!

Richard has been missing since Friday. Please pray for him.