Joke

Richard was in trouble. He had forgotten his wedding anniversary two days before. Amy was really angry. She told him “Tomorrow morning I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0-200 in less than 5.8 seconds. AND IT BETTER BE THERE!”

The next morning Richard got up early and left for work. When Amy woke up she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway. Confused, she put on her robe and ran out to the driveway and brought the box back in the house. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale!

Richard has been missing since Friday. Please pray for him.